Membership Perks
Attend exclusive events! Participate in activities! We're glad you've joined us. We hope you take advantage of all membership has to offer, and enjoy getting to know the other members.
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VIP Membership Perks
VIPs may drop by at any time, no invitation required.
VIPs may select the music. Click here to view a database of all Sage and Fool music!
VIPS are allowed unlimited 'Plus One' invites.
VIPs may rearrange the furniture.
VIPs may request a coloring book at any time.
VIPs may reserve a book to check out. database of all the books.
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Guest Membership
You get the essentials. No frills, but hey - you’re in. And that’s what counts.
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Staff Membership
All the responsibility, none of the glory. The backbone, the duct tape, the unsung hero of this operation. It’s not glamorous, but it keeps the wheels turning and the snacks restocked. Someone’s gotta do it.
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